luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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did-you-kno:

There’s a cat toy that’s a scratch deck shaped like a DJ turntable, and it actually spins.  “Cat not included.” 
Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a cat toy that’s a scratch deck shaped like a DJ turntable, and it actually spins.  “Cat not included.” 

Source

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

(Source: neutroisenjolras)

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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way-of-the-beast:

I have got quite a few extra event pokemon that I am willing to part with. I can’t trade them over the GTS but I can trade with a person I have the friend code of. All are completely legit and will go through pokebank and all that jazz. I am willing to trade:

  1. Mew
  2. Celebi
  3. Jirachi
  4. Deoxys

We still have lots more pokemon to give away! My boyfriend wants to unload some event pokemon too so lets trade!

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lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

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Camera is Not Working, buuuuuuuut ~

jabber-shiny-trades:

Pokemon for Trade: Shiny Dedenne
Level: 21
Gender: Female
Nicknameable?: No
Nature: Rash, Capable of Taking Hits
Ability: Pickup
Kalos Native?: Yes
Moveset: Charge, Charm, Parabolic Charge, Nuzzle
Other Info: Obtained in Trade, Perfect Def. IV, Held in Pokeball

Looking for Shiny: Spheal, Snivy, Litwick, Charmander, Treecko, Pumpkaboo (with everstone please - can provide), Dratini, or PM with other offer. 

I’ve got a charmander! I might even be able to give you an event pokemon too if you want. I really want this one!

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Friend Code!

Hey my boyfriend wants some friend safaris so here is his FC:

4656-7344-5485 his IGN is Flagg

His safari is Electric! Pachirisu, Luxio, Helioptile

Please add this to your 3DS and ask/submit/reblog me your friend code and he will register it. He has lots of shinys and legendary/event pokemon so he likes to trade.

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galladent said: May I have some info on Jirachi, Deoxys, Celebi, and Darkrai? Also, is it okay for you to do 2:1 on the Sligoo since it's Competitive built w/5IVs?

yeah I can do the 2:1 

what info do you need? They are mostly the gen 4 event pokemon i think..

Deoxys Lv. 100 Jolly Pressure /Pyscho Boost/Recover/Dark Pulse/ Nasty Plot

Celebi Lv 50 Naive Natural Cure /Leaf Storm/Recover/Nasty Plot/ Healing Wish

Darkrai Lv50 Naive Bad Dreams /Dark void/dark pulse/shadow ball/double team

Jirachi Lv5 Naive Serene Grace /Wish/Confusion/Rest/Draco Meteor

Event Pokemon Trades!

I have got quite a few extra event pokemon that I am willing to part with. I can’t trade them over the GTS but I can trade with a person I have the friend code of. All are completely legit and will go through pokebank and all that jazz. I am willing to trade:

  1. Mew
  2. Celebi
  3. Jirachi
  4. Deoxys
  5. Darkrai
  6. Shaymin
  7. Arceus
  8. Victini
  9. Keldeo
  10. Meloetta
  11. Genesect

For the shiny versions of the following Gen 6 pokemon:

*2 Event Pokemon For Shiny Dedenne!*

Carbink, Phantump (with everstone), Pumpkaboo (with everstone), Froakie, Chespin, Goomy, Furfrou, Honedge, Hawklucha, Pancham, Inkay, Noibat, Fennekin

They can be any level/nature/gender I just want the pokemon. Send me a message(ask/submit/reblog) with the event pokemon you want, what you have to trade, and your friend code. I will message you back and set up a trade time with you. Thanks!

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coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

WRITE A BOOK

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spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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pretty good considering that they were just talking about stars being made of trash shot into space

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